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Ice Demotivational Poster


HEY - Why so serious?


TAGS: beetlejuice doris joker funny
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by Motifake Wit Liberation Front

TheGrayFox - May 27, 2010, 5:58 am
hey, FREAKING GREAT POSTER!
lesterinside - January 25, 2010, 1:41 am
i'm constipated what do you expect
Produceman117 - November 7, 2009, 2:33 am
Okay sweet you made my pencil disappear, but seriously where is it?
timebomb - October 25, 2009, 9:37 pm
This motifake get 5 Beetle Juice and 5 Jokers. Well done. I'm still LMFAO...
Woodywood03a - August 9, 2009, 11:12 pm
How do it feel to be in the hall of fame?
Sean - August 4, 2009, 5:05 pm
Looks like some kind of scam, though. I mean she is sexy, but what's all this "share your link" stuff? In the very least it's communism!
Airman - August 4, 2009, 3:49 pm
It's a site with pictures of a girl who just dumped a guy.. his revenge I guess..
CANADA - August 4, 2009, 3:41 pm
IDK but he hit all the top ranked
Agent K - August 4, 2009, 3:37 pm
is this ass clown going to post this link on every poster??
Weapon X - August 3, 2009, 2:45 pm
SCORE!
James Lowe - July 26, 2009, 11:10 pm
LMAO! I love irony xD
motifake - July 7, 2009, 10:19 pm

Amsome... its amsome!
Disciple - July 7, 2009, 7:13 pm
THIS POSTER IS FUCKING AWSOME!
Disciple - July 7, 2009, 7:12 pm
I know squeilers! and you...are a squeiler!
Eggnik - May 30, 2009, 6:17 am
I knew I wasn't the only one who saw a resemblance.
Justin - April 24, 2009, 3:54 am
Get away from me ya freak
who now? - April 13, 2009, 3:20 am
quality of movies aside, does anyone realize how good of a photoshop job this is? IT'S FUCKING SEAMLESS
Porcelina - March 18, 2009, 6:16 pm
MWLF, you forgot to add- whilst on acid.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - March 18, 2009, 12:52 pm
First, watch the Dark Knight, and then watch Beetlejuice and pretend it's the sequel.
Dr. Rank - March 12, 2009, 9:48 pm
Beetlejuice was bullshit and so was the Dark Night. Dark Knight wasn't fucking scary at all.
CWIS - March 10, 2009, 6:35 pm
LET'S PUT A SMILE ON THAT FACE
Mark - February 20, 2009, 3:00 pm
This Clobber button is Bullshit.
Fatty - February 20, 2009, 11:06 am
I think the site/poster rating reset with the new clobber/offensive buttons at the bottom.
Airman - February 20, 2009, 10:43 am
What is going on. This has been on the front page of top rated for months.. now it has NO votes? The whole first 2 pages disappeared
RONSART - February 12, 2009, 2:27 am
MWLF glad to see you back...you been gone for too long...lol.
Culos - January 18, 2009, 5:18 pm
So it works for you, let's test me once more
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 18, 2009, 5:14 pm
I'm testing to see if the avatars work. Don't mind me.
Tony Danza - January 16, 2009, 8:42 pm
this poster is NOTHING against LASERS!!! AND TONY DANZA!
Me - January 16, 2009, 1:35 pm
Dude, this is so cool. Two awesome characters, one great line.
LogicDude - January 15, 2009, 6:52 am
No, no...thank YOU MWLF. If I remember, Beetlejuice IS more verbal while the Joker is more violent...kind of like deja vu. I did have to give up my Joker persona though since SOMEONE COPIED ME. Thanks Vanner...just thanks. Damn you.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 15, 2009, 1:17 am
Congrats, LD! I, meanwhile, have to be Michael Keaton. Although, he was Batman at one point...dammit, that's another caption I could've used!
Porcelina - January 15, 2009, 12:09 am
I don't know why, but whenever I see this Beetlejuice reminds me of MWLF and the joker reminds me of logicdude O.o
what the hell - January 11, 2009, 11:30 pm
ive had this happen at least 10 times today, i click on a random motifake and i end up at this one. seriously wtf
murderblade - January 9, 2009, 4:53 pm
one dead acting career, and one dead actor. brilliant.
Haarakkon - January 9, 2009, 12:19 am
MWLF, you really have no need to defend yourself from the masses. As you point out, any Beetlejuice quote would probably be too obscure at this point.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 7:18 pm
--lend themselves to the picture. If you mean to imply that someone else made a "why so serious?" joke somewhere else, well then, duh.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 7:17 pm
Creative, welcome to motifake, where most of the 37,000 or so posters are just as you describe. I found the pic, and the title and caption seemed like the most obvious, but the funniest. I even rejected every funny Beetlejuice line because they didn't l
pro - January 8, 2009, 4:23 pm
Beetlejuice - Beetlejuice - BEETLEJUICE!!
Khatmonsuk - January 8, 2009, 4:10 pm
Hey, what movie is that guy to the left from?
Creative: - January 8, 2009, 3:03 pm
im glad you know how to copy-paste from other sites
Vanner - January 8, 2009, 3:03 pm
Good 'un
Cubbybear - January 8, 2009, 2:58 pm
A Masterpiece...I'm still laughing


DELUSION -


TAGS: anime redheads jaded iceman
Rating: 4.31/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

Hinoron - December 6, 2015, 12:46 pm
Been a very long time, but I think that's Brock from Pokemon, Dan. Also... from her position, I kind of suspect she is attracted. No?
dandudeamiga - April 12, 2011, 11:19 pm
Nice! Just curious...which anime TV is this from?
kirayagami - October 13, 2010, 5:07 am
wow!yummmy!!!!!!


CONTROL - You can't always control who walks into your life... but you can control which window you throw them out of.




MOTIVATION - Its not that I'm lazy, its that I just don't care


TAGS: office space peter gibbons motivation lazy
Rating: 2.24/5


MONDAY - Has Been Cancelled Due To A Lack Of Interest.


TAGS: monday business work job office
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airstreamphoto

5150monkeylove - December 10, 2011, 11:30 am
Of course you get a 5 from me. Good job!
mariand - November 27, 2011, 10:42 am
cool... I guess we're talking about work
maoworks2 - November 27, 2011, 10:11 am
Mite Has Well Do The Rest Of The Week Too


SEE FOR YOURSELF -


TAGS: cartoon police
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:43 pm
Hah! Thanks.
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:43 pm
No..thank you dy!
MissPriss - January 16, 2013, 8:42 pm
Thank you uggy!
GaryO - January 13, 2013, 12:38 pm
Hah! N-I-C-E
dy2012 - January 13, 2013, 11:48 am
5L thnx 4 making me lawf!woof! woof!
ughomer - January 13, 2013, 6:59 am
Mwa-ho-ho-ho! 5L for Pwissy!


RATIONALIZATION - It's easier to kill a life if you dehumanize the child. Referring to the baby as a mistake or a punishment is a good start.


TAGS: obama president murder pro choice taxes democrats socialist socialism change election white funny true look
Rating: 3.28/5

More motifakes by WTFO

WTFO - April 26, 2011, 12:52 am
Your attack on people here regarding their beliefs on this topic is about a year and a half too late. (check comment dates) Politics moved to Politifake. BTW, your opinion (that according to you doesn't matter) didn't need to be added. v/r,
mrwhyte - April 25, 2011, 10:24 pm
For all you douchebags who honestly think your opinion on this may have mattered... It doesn't. Woman's/couples choice get over yourselves and move on.
fred - January 4, 2010, 1:42 am
I know my fingernail is human. I still cut it off. Get a brain.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 12:10 pm
POST HERE NO MORE, GO HERE:http://www.motifake.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=8971&p=125976#p125976 My apologies for continuing this message I did not realize it was such a nuisance.
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am
Lol, it was going to be so perfect, my bad. This goes before the copies: how is it wrong to murder a baby, except if you have been raped, then one wrong makes another wrong right?If you are not ready to take care of a child, why do you think you
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:42 am
deserve to have sex? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your ready to take care of a child, why do you think you deserve to have sex? You don’t think you should have to “pay” for your
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am
Just for FYI, after 6 weeks babies have a visible human form with hands legs head, etc they are just 2in. Babies can survive after only 5 months of pregnancy (still technically a fetus), low survival rate, but it does happen. If it is ok to murder those
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:34 am
unaware, may I Murder mentally disabled, senile, children less than a year old, or you in your sleep? All those peoples are unaware of their situations at that time? And for those who argue that they only support abortion in case of rape or incest,
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
mistakes…did the sex happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
mistakes…did the sex happen accidently like you fell and whoops? I really like that logic because I received a speeding ticket this weekend but I don’t feel I should have to pay for. Also, there have been several men in history who believed that
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
they in their infinite wisdom knew who should be allowed to live and who should murdered, because they would be better off dead than living a crappy life….I believe one of them was named Hitler……Who are you to decide whether one would be better off
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
dead than adopted? Shall we ask the numerous children in the current foster care system (Which I agree is very corrupt and poorly run) whether they would rather be dead right now, and if so should we murder them on the spot? Why limit to unborn/just
Sonin Fury - November 18, 2009, 11:33 am
born children, lets murder people who drop out of high school, or bums, or others who will not accomplish in their life, because they are going to have bad lives right? Pro or Anti I do not declare, but answers to these questions I am curious to see….
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:41 pm
that you believe that killing unborn babies is equivalent to killing terrorists bent on murdering everyone who disagrees with thier religious view and then hide behind innocent civilians.
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:40 pm
that want to destroy everything that is not extremist Islam. Also, with all the people waiting to adopt, there are no "unwanted children". There is nothing more innocent than an unborn child so yes, that's murder (especially late term). It is sad to me
WTFO - November 3, 2009, 11:38 pm
Grunch, seriously? The "innocent people" as you call them are terrorists and insurgents. The innocent casualties from collatoral damage is always tragic but a direct result of the terrorists hiding among women and children. We wipe out dangerous psychos
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:36 pm
I see what made you an expert in rationalizations. It was the training.
Grunch - November 2, 2009, 7:34 pm
You brag about going to war and killing millions of innocent people who want to live, because that is "helping solve the overpopulation problem". But when people abort a pregnancy that would put an unwanted child in the world they are murderers.
Bah - October 15, 2009, 1:57 pm
LOL. It would never be allowed in this society, but the castration bit would solve a fair few problems. Accountability indeed!
WTFO - September 29, 2009, 4:59 pm
Absolutely not. Those dirtbags need to be hunted down and castrated so they don't continue to spread their ignorant genes. I'm all about responsibility and accountability.
ILB - September 29, 2009, 6:48 am
True enough. But what of the thousands of worthless men who get a woman pregnant and then walk out like the cowards they are? Does the woman have to track down the scum bag to get his permission then?
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:28 am
We have some agreement here, ILB. However, right now there is no legal requirement for the father to be involved in the killing of his child. Also, the POTUS supports partial birth abortion, which is clearly murder. I completely disagree with that policy.
ILB - September 9, 2009, 6:31 am
I would never counsil a woman to have an abortion, but ultimately its between her, her partner, and whatever powers they may believe in.
WTFO - August 29, 2009, 11:33 pm
Zimpel (is that like simple, I think so), thank you so much for proving exactly what this poster states. Dehumanizing a baby so you can kill an innocent life without conscience. BTW, late term babies do have a central nervous system. Sean, well put.
Sean - August 29, 2009, 8:08 pm
At the risk of overlooking a previous comment making this very point: the mistake is the unprotected sex at a time in their lives when they cannot give a child a proper upbringing. He clearly referred to the baby as a baby.
zimpel - August 29, 2009, 7:53 pm
they aren't babies they're fetuses and they dont even have a central nervous system basically on the same level as a parasite and should be removed from the host if desired.
HAHA - May 15, 2009, 8:47 pm
Hey yeah lets kill babys and keep murders alive at taxpayer expense.
WTFO - April 28, 2009, 10:42 pm
Nope. Actually left over from another poster where it applied. When you start typing it pops up matches. I've gotten better at scanning them to make sure they apply to the poster.
HtD - April 28, 2009, 4:38 am
Target audience.
moooooooooooooooooooooooooo - April 28, 2009, 4:13 am
why is "white" one of your tags?
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:55 am
...some advantages. We didn't worry about crime as much, but when you did something wrong your parents knew before you even got back home for dinner! Lent a new meaning to "Neighborhood Watch"...
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 8:54 am
I was kind of raised by a village. If my neighbors saw me acting up they would smack me then bring me back to my parents who would smack me AGAIN for screwing up AND for embarassing them. Growing up in an area where everyone knows everyone else had...
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 2:26 am
Woah! Delta... got the mood-ring style avatar? Changed it mid-rant! Calling in Lewis Black for backup on this one?
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 1:18 am
Thanks, I think. I don't believe that my opinions fall into the "nazi" category though. I just want to add some chlorine to the human gene pool.
agdaniele - April 10, 2009, 12:19 am
Well said, WTFO.... I've never felt more like a nazi than I do right now, but it is the solution du jour.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:14 am
as many islamic terrorists/extremists from the Earth as we can that that should be accellerated. I am on the fence right now on whether or not we should remove people from the planet who refer to themselves using the word "awesomo". I'll think about it.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:12 am
planet that are too violent, dangerous, etc. to be allowed to pass their psychosis to the next generation: murderers, rapists, pedophiles, gang members, child abusers, wife beaters. I know as a military man, that we are trying to do our part by removing
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:10 am
I disagree with his assertion that innocent babies should be murdered to correct the problem. Why attack helpless children who have done nothing wrong? If we want to fix the overpopulation problem then let's do it smartly by eliminating those on the
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:09 am
Looking back to mrawesomo's comment I noticed that I completely missed his point about "major overpopulation", so I'll address that now. There is an argument for overpopulation being a problem (my wife and I just replaced ourselves on the planet). However
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:07 am
many people don't teach them respect or manners. That is why I raise my kids instead of believing "it takes a village to raise a child".
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:05 am
separated from my wife. I guess if you can only be their for either the birth or conception, then I picked the right one. Regardless, I couldn't imagine life without my son or his little sister. In general, I don't like other people's kids because too
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:04 am
planned for. While my wife and I were already married, the timing could have been much better (I was sent remote and in a visit, I got my wife pregnant, saved up I guess). The end result was that I missed the birth by 4 days because the military had me
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:02 am
Deltabob, regardless of your desire to not have kids, your statement of "parasite" is disturbing. While I respect several of the positions you've taken in comment chains here, I will have to agree to strongly disagree with you here. My first son wasn't
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:53 am
...more adoptions and I think, fewer abortions. My first wife and I couldn't have kids past our first and seriously considered adopting a Korean orphan. Only reason we didn't is she was essentially lazy and didn't want 2 kids to watch while I worked.
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:51 am
...could/should. Thats also why so many people turn to other countries for their adoptions. It's cheaper and easier. The kids in our own (US) system are being screwed over because of greed: lawyers, court fees, etc. If it was easier to do, we'd have...
LogicDude - April 8, 2009, 8:50 am
I know quite a few adoptees and they had fantastic lives. I'm sure it was better than anything they could have experienced bouncing between foster homes or orphanages. Adoption has turned into a business which is why they don't happen as often as they...
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:58 am
typo: last one should read "is a "fetus" not a..." sorry.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:56 am
is not a "fetus" not a baby. Please refer to fact 1 to see that your argument is unfounded. Now that I have made my point, fuck off mrlamo.
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:55 am
dictionary states that a fetus is "a developing human from usu. two months after conception to birth", hence, a baby human. Fact 2. you prove the point of the poster of rationalization in regards to killing life by dehumanizing the baby by claiming it is
WTFO - April 8, 2009, 1:53 am
mr 'not so' awesomo, is apparantly not familiar with me. First off, watch the personal attacks before I turn my energy to pointing out what a pathetic little peckerhead you are. Here is how I play, I support my positions with facts. Fact 1. Webster's
dgbt - April 7, 2009, 4:51 pm
that's hilarious
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 5:28 pm
"Punished with a baby" hmmm? Think of the possibilities: "So you didn't know the speed limit was 35 mph? Well, sorry about that - here's your baby." or how about: "You've entered a wrong password. Your baby will be delivered via FedEx. Please try again."
Mark - April 6, 2009, 5:03 pm
mrawesomo - Too bad your parents didn't have the same view. Why not further your cause retroactively and go suck on a gas pipe?
mrawesomo - April 6, 2009, 4:59 pm
It's not a baby yet it's a fetus. Still even if it was a baby I'd have it killed due to major overpopulation from fuck ups like you
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:41 am
When you call someone you don't know a coward, that is hate writing. I support people putting up unwanted kids for adoption versus killing them. I support a good upbringing as well, kids can get that if they are adopted.
Adopt (again again) - April 5, 2009, 12:20 am
It wasn't hate I was writing out of, just impatience. Easy mistake to make though given similar tone in writing style.
Adopt (again) - April 5, 2009, 12:19 am
Well congratulations on your cohesive family, many fail to do so. But I still am still in favour of a short, warm, well nourished life than one where the child is effectivley abandoned. And yes I do advocate contraception. We are all naive to an extent.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:42 pm
Mark, I think you'd have to duct-tape Adopts mouth first (or keep something stuffed in it). Looking at the comment, you don't want to hear any of the BS coming out of that mouth
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:40 pm
(meaning the baby survived the operation and is living outside the mother), that the doctor could then kill (terminate in liberal speak) the baby because that is what the mother wanted in the first place.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:39 pm
the advanced stages they aren't very aware either. This President supports late-term abortions which many consider murder. As an IL Senator he supported a bill that would have allowed a doctor who fails to carry out the late-term abortion properly...
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
ADOPT - If you happen to be a 18 year old Korean gymnast, I'd be interested in adopting you for a few days, after which you won't be quite so naive.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
You claim we are all naive, you really should speak only for yourself. Most people are quite aware of what's going on. I wonder. By your standard of killing "its" (or people) because they are naive, do you suggest we kill people with Alzheimer's? In the
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:34 pm
stunning wife for everything. While we haven't adopted our kids we haven't ruled out the posibility of doing so. You do however prove exactly what my poster states by referring to a baby as "it" so you can advocate the child's death while it is "naive".
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:32 pm
Now, for you bitter, hate-filled comment, Adopt. 1st watch the name calling, there's no need for it unless you don't have a defendable position, of course (which I don't believe you do). I am actually a father of 2. My kids are reliant on me and my
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:30 pm
For the record, I believe that abortion is a procedure that should be reserved for rape, incest and endangerment of life. I do not believe that it should be used for convenience, in place of birth control, or for endangerment of "lifestyle".
ADOPT - April 4, 2009, 2:04 am
IF you're against f%cking abortion SO MUCH. ADOPT a F%CKING ABANDONED CHILD YOU COWARD. See how you feel with a human life reliant on you for it's EVERYTHING. Better to not know anything but the womb in my naive opinion, and it is naive, just like us all.


EMO FAIL - You just did it, Sir.


TAGS: thewiceman emo fail fake blood
Rating: 3.53/5

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MrBlack - April 18, 2010, 7:09 pm
The latter: "Save me, from wreaking my vengeance upon you, to killing more than I can tell! Burning now I bring you Hell!
MrBlack - April 18, 2010, 7:09 pm
Emo vs Metal is summed up best in the songs "Welcome to my Life" vs "Hell". The former: "You don't know what it's like to be like me".
BennyChick - April 4, 2010, 4:22 pm
the knife is upside down too
booger13 - November 4, 2009, 11:45 am
[ctd] bring me the horizon, FAB,deathcab, and everyother sissy sounding name out there . IMMORTAL,KFMDM,Murphys,Mayhem,Destruction,Satyricon. you will never see a band from the ABOVE wear EMO merch. UGH
booger13 - November 4, 2009, 11:42 am
id buy it if there was actual video =] of said knife going in and twisting around coming out the other side . @ all the metalheads , did we ever whine or bitch about our lives ? HELL FUCKING NO we carried a strong face because our pain made us stronger.
MrRandom - October 30, 2009, 5:46 pm
Which is why I listen to metal nowadays. Still full of energy and kicking ass compared to rock dominated by Fallout Boy.
manicbranic - October 30, 2009, 5:43 pm
god what happened to the days when rock n roll was the thundering pulse of a nation? Why is death cab for cutie more popular than wolfmother? when we descended into becoming neurotic little twits that think their emotions mean anything, I dont know...
mejes - October 25, 2009, 11:41 pm
Anyone else notice that the blade is facing out as well?
BriaHere - August 1, 2009, 7:06 pm
Same jokes twice gets old. I get it, you don't like me, but no need to criticise every single comment I make.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 1, 2009, 3:39 pm
I don't get it Bria, Can you explain it in more detail for me?
agdaniele - August 1, 2009, 3:37 pm
So, you got the meaning of the poster then, Bria?
BriaHere - August 1, 2009, 1:51 pm
Stupid kid, at least hide the bottled "blood" before you seek attention from ze interwebz.
Pori - July 31, 2009, 8:40 pm
OMG i get it!! the speaker is plugged into the sauce bottle!!


TRAITS OF A WOMAN -


TAGS: two choices only
Rating: 4.88/5

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Jalozyin - July 14, 2011, 6:03 pm
Some of them aren't even one of the above...
ambslashrat - July 9, 2011, 8:05 am
maybe 20 years ago. kids today are one of three, not more.


JEWS - They Sank The Titanic


TAGS: titanic icebergs jews
Rating: 4.25/5

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Reason - January 12, 2010, 6:00 pm
great a "look what i found" standard 3L
Treehodger - January 11, 2010, 10:00 pm
Although the Comment is not too funny, 5L for the genius comeback on the IMing!
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:25 pm
LMAO!! Sorry, you gotta come get your own... share? What? I should get the flu, too?
rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:22 pm

gimmy half that sammich, pass the mustard. I sick and need my food.
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:20 pm
No.... no... what do I know from this, right? Take it... it's yours... I'm just gonna eat my sandwich, die slowly... take it.... it's yours.
rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:16 pm

you have out-Jewed the resident Jew
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:14 pm
Whatta you care... that he sits alone in the back... no pink jumpsuit... he'll catch his death... or worse, the sniffles!
rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:13 pm

should Mooooooooo be so lucky? I think not
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:11 pm
You want I should let you in the back seat of the squad car again?
rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:07 pm

what? I should tell you my name?
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:06 pm
You told me your name was Bertini!
DreMagnum - January 11, 2010, 9:04 pm
Yeah, but thats one of the greatest omegle conversations ever
rerun - January 11, 2010, 9:03 pm

if you had directed it at me...well rerunberg ain't happy
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:03 pm
I'm just anti-"look what I found online" - still.
DreMagnum - January 11, 2010, 9:03 pm
Or because it said, "Jews-I fucking knew it!"
agdaniele - January 11, 2010, 9:02 pm
Only because it was from you.
DreMagnum - January 11, 2010, 9:02 pm
Lol, i tried using this picture once, but it got rejected for being "highly racist"
rerun - January 11, 2010, 8:56 pm

5 star of david for you


SWEDEN - realy sucks at ice-hockey


TAGS: sweden realy sucks at ice hockey 1
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Allanius

JesusWept - June 30, 2013, 6:54 pm
Yeah...that's why we're world champions now. For the 9th time ;)
mShreck - March 1, 2012, 10:23 pm
Actually Sweden is better than America and would even give Canada a run for their money
calumsensible - December 5, 2011, 6:27 pm
Except Sweden are just as good as Russia America and Canada. Certainly 2nd best in Europe though.
pro - November 27, 2008, 4:20 am
Actually, I think he's about to head the puck into the Canuck goal!
Kött - November 27, 2008, 1:21 am
How come we're the reigning olympic champions? Ya little fontanelle-fucker.
ircenius - August 9, 2008, 3:21 pm
same pitcure in video http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbRQdPF9jt0
ircenius - August 9, 2008, 3:20 pm
haha i laughed


POLICE OFFICERS - Because Firemen need heros too...


TAGS: police fire
Rating: 3.45/5

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NORMLperson - May 15, 2012, 11:03 pm
We all know a stupid pig made this one.


YOU HAVE ANGERED THE BADGER -


TAGS: angered badger nice knowing you
Rating: 4.47/5

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falloutghoul - January 13, 2013, 9:01 am
I thought Honey Badger didn't care.


POLICE MEDIC -


TAGS: police riot
Rating: 4.33/5

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Hardyguitary - December 8, 2009, 9:20 am
WIN... Just... WIN!
Jmac0585 - December 2, 2009, 4:29 pm
5/5 Good watching out.
Shyanne - November 30, 2009, 3:21 pm
awesome! I love this.
Ed-Hyde - November 27, 2009, 7:13 am
Must be pentecostal. BE HEALED!! WHACK!! Darn, gotta try again. and again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 26, 2009, 3:32 pm
So that's what "la'migra" dresses you in while you wait for processing.
agdaniele - November 26, 2009, 3:28 pm
This is hilarious!!!!!
CANADA - November 26, 2009, 3:27 pm
lol. thats the best this pic has ever been used!


ARMED AND READY TO DEFEND HER CAR -


TAGS: carjack armed gun police
Rating: 4.1/5

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shmoe13 - January 10, 2011, 8:02 pm
if this is true thats great and awesome


THE NAVY PRACTICE AT HOME -


TAGS: practice makes perfect
Rating: 4.73/5

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Aurielius - October 15, 2015, 1:57 pm
Any damn fool can land on a runway that doesn't move...chuckles.
Crashedmonkey - March 31, 2010, 8:15 am
@Bob, you like our digis? i hate these things, i knida want my old utilities back
Bob D. Sailor - March 30, 2010, 10:08 pm
Everything is true except sewing the back pockets on the front. Plus we got some sweet new digi's to ass around in.
spacedog - March 30, 2010, 8:28 pm
Nice one Airman, 5 for those poor bastards. LOL
GySgt1811 - March 30, 2010, 5:45 pm
Thank Gawd! It ain't changed a bit since 1962! How I miss it. However, I hear they don't light the smoking lamp anymore.
CANADA - March 30, 2010, 5:40 pm
nothing tops a hog!
Airman - March 30, 2010, 3:15 pm
ah, but we get better tee times.. and warthogs.. nuff said
Budog - March 30, 2010, 2:15 pm
Well "Airman" all the good pilots are in the U.S. Navy, that is why the are called "Naval Aviators". Any caveman can land a fighter plane on the ground. But hey, we need the Air Force, someone needs to stand around with their hands in their pockets...
lesterinside - March 30, 2010, 12:45 pm
Discipline. 5
Crashedmonkey - March 30, 2010, 12:04 pm
I love it 5L!!!!
ICEMAN - March 30, 2010, 11:16 am
Spoken like a true Airman. 5 squids


POLICEMEN - Because even firemen need a hero


TAGS: police
Rating: 2.31/5

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iburnpeoplewearingkilts - June 18, 2009, 3:58 am
HAHAHA!! Damn right.


KITTY - What a nice gun deleted deleted




STAR WARS -


TAGS: x wing sharpie office wytch
Rating: 4.78/5

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Verdeckt - August 15, 2011, 9:11 am
Stay on target...
Kspace - August 15, 2011, 9:00 am
I am now spending my morning collecting the necessary office supplies to build a small squadron of these...


911 OR LIFE? - If you don't have your own pistol, you may wait the rest of your life for the police to bring theirs.


TAGS: 911 pistol gun police
Rating: 3.63/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - July 24, 2013, 7:33 pm
I don't carry a gun on my persons but I do carry a five inch combat knife. I do keep a loaded Smith And Wesson 357 in my dresser drawer at all times. There's a time and a place for everything.
Buzzramjet - February 10, 2012, 3:54 pm
Anyone who buys this idiocy is an idiot. Once the gun is pulled on you and pointed at your face do you really think you can pull yours out fast enough before his bullet hits you between the eyes?
GySgt1811a - February 6, 2012, 3:10 pm
Comment? No need.
CloudchaserS - February 5, 2012, 10:01 am
I dare anyone who sees this to make an argument against that logic. Also, No Holds Barred by Sir Mix-A-Lot easily goes with this


9mm Ignorance -


TAGS: senseless police brutality bad cop bad cop dogs
Rating: 4.25/5

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Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 3:35 am
Just your local jack booted thug in action.
ughomer - August 22, 2014, 10:16 am
"Paws Down! Desist!!"
Reality Lord - August 21, 2014, 6:52 am

did the doggy have his hands up?


VEGETARIANS - Every day thousands of innocent plants are killed by vegetarians. Help stop this senseless violent slaughter


TAGS: vegetarians thousand innicent plants slaughtered
Rating: 4.32/5

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Budog - March 27, 2012, 5:25 am
Well everyday I eat about 6 kale leaves, 4 green apples, 1 lemon, a piece of ginger, two cucumbers and two zucchinis. Of course it is all juiced. I also drink 2 protein smoothies also.
banana82 - March 27, 2012, 5:02 am
Well, eating plants is actually the least plant-unfriendly thing you can do. As for meat, the animals you're eating have been fed ten tot fifteen times more vegetable food than you would consume if you just ate plants yourself. Consider that.
KylieM - January 31, 2012, 8:27 pm
nice smile
MPsniper - January 31, 2012, 6:05 pm
ill be ordering the veal
Iconoclast - January 31, 2012, 3:35 pm
Sort of been done #142967


SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!!! -


TAGS: sarcasm another service i offer
Rating: 4.98/5

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ICEMAN - September 30, 2011, 2:59 am
Is electric shock acceptable?
mariand - September 28, 2011, 9:22 am
cool...let's break the law...lol
Greeny - September 28, 2011, 6:54 am
LOL This is great!


TRADING PLACES -


TAGS: justice
Rating: 4.89/5

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MychaelDark - March 3, 2016, 2:41 pm
I would really like to know where the information for the prisons came from. For that matter what state. If that's how prison are I really want to get locked up. (Again).
HammerofHeeb - October 26, 2010, 1:24 pm
5 Soaps on a Rope from me.
50cal - October 19, 2010, 4:57 pm
If you watch the documenties on these jails a great deal of inmate relaps because life is so much better for them in Jail. Nothing to worry about other then getting up and who's doin who....


THE USRSF CODE NAMED: "BUBBA" -


TAGS: my advice to the terrorists is don t run for the hills
Rating: 4.15/5

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R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 10:54 am
USRSF was a great idea, but typical burocratic red tape...soon after I joined, they put the mission on indefinate hold...something about migration patterns and over-thinning the herds. Whatever! I just want a trophy mount for the bathroom!
booger13 - April 1, 2010, 9:05 am
guilty on all counts , i wonder tho how much of a terrorist will be left after they get done ... whoops never mind ! IDFC ^__^
Treehodger - November 15, 2009, 3:13 pm
Finnish Lahti Model L 39 20 mm... You got to love Google. XD Resembled the PKM, so I typed it in and found the true name of this bad boy. Now I want one. Thank God for Christmas!
boeweizer - November 13, 2009, 4:22 am
i dont use photshop i use mspaint if ur good with paint u dont need photo shop
Donny Donowitz - November 12, 2009, 8:50 pm
@Jared, I did it with Nancy Pelosi and didn't use photoshop...
lazyboredom - November 12, 2009, 8:23 pm
it let me change to Lazyboredom the first time i posted but it changed to my name this time... weird
DreMagnum - November 12, 2009, 8:21 pm
You dont need photoshop to make good posters
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 7:19 am
you say anti tank rifle i say bfg
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:16 am
I think that is actually an anti tank rifle from WW2.
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 2:35 am
they are elite bc they know their weapons
Sean - November 12, 2009, 1:51 am
Sorry Bone, but you lost me at "elite" ... and by that I mean I nearly choked on my brie.
boeweizer - November 12, 2009, 1:48 am
if only they really did that. yeah that be nice
Hippopotosaurus - November 11, 2009, 9:21 pm
5L's i love it. probably because its true also.
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:42 pm
Nice one Bone. 5Ls
omnia - November 11, 2009, 6:54 pm
instead of dale earnhardt you could also use stevie ray vaughan. think that would get the killing juices flowing to.
MrRandom - November 11, 2009, 5:38 pm
When isn't he?
Wheels - November 11, 2009, 5:36 pm
the Bone is on a roll
Produceman117 - November 11, 2009, 5:25 pm
Nice one, Bone.
DreMagnum - November 11, 2009, 5:17 pm
Same pic as one of my old crappy ones, but much better result. Great poster bone
BoneCD - November 11, 2009, 5:10 pm
thanks guys...
CANADA - November 11, 2009, 4:58 pm
LMFAO!!!!!! 5LIONS!
rerun - November 11, 2009, 4:04 pm

this is so true. 5L


FUTILITY - All the caffeine in Columbia will not make you into a morning person.




CROSSROADS -


TAGS: bacon waffles its a natural greybeard bliss iceman
Rating: 4.59/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 8, 2012, 10:04 pm
well sir, if you bring in g55d bacon, it will get you all the youth that you want :)
Kilted - February 8, 2012, 1:53 pm
Youth so I have more time for the bacon one.
maoworks2 - February 8, 2012, 8:42 am
Bacon For Me Too.
Rhovanmark - February 8, 2012, 2:53 am
I'd take bacon and go out wit a Bang! prolly from my heart exploding,lol.


LIFE -


TAGS: cheese macaroni life bland spice
Rating: 4.65/5

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5150monkeylove - June 18, 2013, 1:53 am
REALLY? The word "hot" is censored? maybe I should have said "hawt dogs"
5150monkeylove - June 10, 2013, 12:08 am
Pack of Hot Dogs is more fitting due to my career path, lol
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 10:02 pm

Little Smokies, Monkey. Little Smokies.
5150monkeylove - June 9, 2013, 9:26 pm
Even as a child I would walk 5 miles (uphill both ways) to find a pack of Hot Dogs, slaughter them, and add to the mix. Rebel I am.
falloutghoul - June 9, 2013, 8:56 pm
I actually love Mac n' Cheese when following the instructions. So cheesy...
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 12:00 pm

An INSPIRING poster!~
EmilioDumphque - June 9, 2013, 11:31 am
A GREAT poster! I can testify. (Also, if that recipe doesn't work out, deep-fry!)
GaryO - June 9, 2013, 11:10 am
Yes, yes it is. Still a good poster, however. If in a hurry, I’d just toss that on the skillet and fry it up.
5150monkeylove - June 9, 2013, 4:04 am
ummm... ok Is this a lost point?
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 12:41 am

Serve with green onions and hot yellow peppers.
lgvernon - June 9, 2013, 12:40 am

Cook the pasta. Drain it. Add a can of tuna, also drained, and a can of cream of chicken soup. Mix in the cheese packet. Put the whole mess in a greased, ,ovenproof dish. Top with cheese slices and crushed crackers. Bake in 400 degree oven for 15 minutes.
Silverheart - June 9, 2013, 12:07 am

Crumbled bacon makes mac n' cheese awesomer.
5150monkeylove - June 9, 2013, 12:01 am
I agree. But more people put a twist on ramen, as opposed to mac-n-cheese
CloudchaserS - June 8, 2013, 11:36 pm
Ramen is rather bland made according to directions, I add in cayenne pepper, onion flakes, peanut butter, sauce of my choosing then I dribble Tabasco on the noodles just before putting them in my mouth


AN EASIER WAY -


TAGS: snail slime doorknob iceman
Rating: 4.48/5

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ihavenothingtodowiththis - November 27, 2011, 1:17 am
Hey Chicka Bump Bump
champ99 - November 21, 2011, 11:17 am
5o much for that cup of coffee.
dbeatham - November 20, 2011, 12:04 pm
theres a door?
gas - November 19, 2011, 2:10 pm
OMG XD


DEAR ICEBERGS -


TAGS: iceberg titanic global warming cj
Rating: 4.77/5

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culos - March 7, 2011, 4:17 pm
Amsome Air, but where's the fly-boy connection???? 5 cubes anyhow!


AN IRISH GIRL -




PERCUSSIVE MAINTENANCE -




FOR ALL -


TAGS: liberty justice harsh true
Rating: 4.43/5

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falloutghoul - May 16, 2012, 3:47 pm
I bet most, if not all socio-political topics would fit this.
CloudchaserS - May 14, 2012, 10:22 pm
The subject of same sex marriage would fit this
falloutghoul - May 14, 2012, 5:14 pm
The irony is sooo thick in this.
jamesvpiii - May 14, 2012, 10:35 am
So sad but so true


MEANWHILE - At the Hall Of Justice.




Criminal Minds -


TAGS: advice mothers identity theft illegal
Rating: 4.85/5

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MissPriss - November 14, 2013, 1:35 pm
Not too clever, she did get caught. If she...oh the poster! Thanks Sanity.
TheSanityInspector - November 14, 2013, 9:24 am
Clever!
MissPriss - November 5, 2013, 11:32 am
...was her name-o.
GaryO - November 4, 2013, 10:58 pm
Bingo
MissPriss - November 3, 2013, 11:37 pm
Glad it gave you a giggle.
chickenlittle - November 3, 2013, 11:10 pm
Haha, very funny! :)


5TH GRADE -


TAGS: iceman they grow so fast
Rating: 4.8/5

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ICEMAN - April 22, 2011, 5:42 pm
Milk is good food.


ANGRY BIRDS -


TAGS: swine glass houses on notice
Rating: 4.78/5

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spacedog - August 13, 2012, 11:13 pm
Thanks guys.
crankyhead - August 13, 2012, 5:57 pm
5ma5hing
Airman - August 13, 2012, 4:16 pm
LOL!


1st Impressions -


TAGS: police detectives women blonde suspects profile lg just kidding tee hee
Rating: 4.55/5

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MissPriss - November 5, 2014, 11:17 pm
It doesn't have to....
lgvernon - November 1, 2014, 11:03 pm

And so it begins...


YOU CAN GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS... -


TAGS: the force star wars owls iceman
Rating: 4.8/5

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ICEMAN - December 14, 2011, 11:13 pm
There were owls in Star Wars? ;)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 14, 2011, 4:56 pm
I always like a Star Wars referrence.


IF YOU NEED TO USE A GUN -


TAGS: shooting advice
Rating: 4.66/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 27, 2011, 10:53 pm
fin.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 27, 2011, 10:53 pm
Cause it’s the new Mother Nature taking over It’s the new Splendid lady come to call It’s the new Mother Nature taking over She’s gettin’ us all She’s gettin’ us all. (Dat’n-doo-dow-dow-dat’n-doo-dow...)
Greeny - April 27, 2011, 10:31 pm
I think... You’re tripping back now to places you’ve been to You wonder what you’re gonna find You know you’ve been wrong but it won’t be long Before you leave ‘em all far behind
Sean - April 27, 2011, 10:06 pm
That tears it, Mr. Keller: I don't need your war machines. And don't gimme none of your ghetto scenes. Colored lights can hypnotize. Sparkle someone else's eyes.
Greeny - April 27, 2011, 9:30 pm
I guess I missed the threat part - these eyes are getting old...
Sean - April 27, 2011, 9:09 pm
Yer buckin' for some The Guess Who lyrics, Mister! And uhmmm, not from that song about what I think is a high priced transvestite hooker. But it's still a cool song; just not germane to my original threat.
Greeny - April 27, 2011, 9:01 pm
April Wine... Canadian... Drop Your Guns... I get it now!
Sean - April 27, 2011, 8:31 pm
I'm Canadian, so I don't have kill fantasies. But that doesn't mean that I don't have a rich fantasy life. Just a predominantly non-violent one.
marlygirl - April 27, 2011, 6:53 pm
what safety? All they will hear is My sig going thru their head, 5 shots for you!
rudeboy308 - April 27, 2011, 6:33 pm
Also, don't have gun maker stickers on your vehicle. Let your gun ownership be a nasty surprise to whomever is stupid enough to try to attack you. This poster is utterly awesome.
CaptainBaked - April 26, 2011, 6:02 pm
5 messy break ups


ALL IN GOOD TIME -


TAGS: casey anthony dexter justice
Rating: 4.56/5

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MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 5:00 pm
Well played sir.


SIMPLICITY - Just to show you on a daily basis what half of internets flamewars are about.


TAGS: mac vs pc explanation thewiceman
Rating: 3.94/5

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falconfossi - January 4, 2012, 11:11 am
Natural Selection at work


ANY DRUGS, ALCOHOL OR WEAPONS ? - No thank you officer, we have everything we need .


TAGS: drugs alcohol weapons thanks officer
Rating: 4.88/5

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Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:26 pm
HEART
Krickit - March 4, 2013, 8:23 pm
Warning I'm about to make an unmanly post about how much I like this...


FAT PEOPLE - GO BE FAT SOMEWHERE ELSE


TAGS: fat people go be somewhere else police guy funny lol lmao rofl fatass obesity obeses swat water hose
Rating: 2.35/5

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CJ - March 8, 2009, 4:44 pm
redundancy, stop it
not leox - January 5, 2009, 3:37 am
haha leox is fat!!!
leox - December 10, 2008, 11:56 am
skinny people, go be ugly somewhere else!
Agamemnon218 - August 20, 2008, 9:33 am
It repeats.
Repeater - August 20, 2008, 9:33 am
Repetitive
Agamemnon218 - August 20, 2008, 9:32 am
Repetitive


VITAL STATISTICS -


TAGS: candor silence advice humor
Rating: 5/5

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Thedewd - October 20, 2017, 5:46 am
Two questions, if a guy is asked by his wife/girlfriend the answer should be an immediate NO! if he wants to live. 1. Do I look fat? 2. Is she prettier than me?
ughomer - January 24, 2015, 6:38 am
Genius, LG! 5L for this one.
lgvernon - January 23, 2015, 12:27 am

I'm'unna tell her you said that...
rerun - January 22, 2015, 7:27 pm

My wife carries an extra 220 pounds, just a few times a week if I'm lucky.
GaryO - January 22, 2015, 3:29 pm
somebody needs a nap
lgvernon - January 22, 2015, 12:47 pm

Shaddup, GAryO. You're only alive because it's too damn far for me to walk from Wyoming to the West Coast. I love this painting. If you were here, I'd feed it to you, one canvas bite at a time.
GaryO - January 22, 2015, 8:40 am
Heard one sing once. Mentioned that 'for a big girl, she sure could belt out a tune...then it hit me.
MissPriss - January 22, 2015, 12:55 am
5Love it!
mizzdizz - January 21, 2015, 9:38 pm
Too true!! 5L


CHOICES -




WINE - Now cheaper than gas. Drink. Don't drive.


TAGS: fuel wine prices
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 16, 2012, 3:26 am
Yep but tried it out and dammit finished the bottle and didn't move an inch. Gonna have to get another bottle and try again teehee thanks for the vote and comment.
ughomer - September 15, 2012, 7:07 pm
More Prissy logic? 5L, Prissy!


THE SACRIFICE -


TAGS: sacrifice duty honor country military
Rating: 4.63/5

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ikjeft01 - May 26, 2014, 1:55 pm
"Heroes"; IN the hearts... sigh... the sacrifice of English


THE LIVES OF OTHERS -




OFFICE POLITICS #8 - When you're out of the office, you're wandering around. When your boss is out of the office, he's on business.


TAGS: office politics 50cal
Rating: 3.94/5

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forseti - September 13, 2010, 4:13 pm
slow down, 50cal. just shoot one a day ;)


"HOW HIGH ARE YOU ?" - "No, Officer... Its 'Hi, How Are You?'"


TAGS: drunk officer high talk back
Rating: 4.61/5

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Rick69 - January 5, 2012, 2:45 pm
Agreed... but if you are gonna get a ticket; might as well get one with style !
Bolverk37782 - January 5, 2012, 1:38 pm
Never try to correct a traffice officer-- I only increases the size of the fine!!!


THE VOICES... - ...they are telling me to kill you


TAGS: the voices are teling me to kill you
Rating: 3.58/5

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KDP3 - June 3, 2009, 1:34 pm
what an original poster (sarcasm)


LOST LUGGAGE -




AT TIMES LIKE THIS - It's best to just stick to your story. "Fine. Arrest me if you want, but I was just trying to get you guys laid."


TAGS: ironic cops police service the men the tattoo commands it
Rating: 4.44/5

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Bartimaeus - February 23, 2010, 12:31 am
Thanks, lol. I'm thinking about getting the same tattoo. Cops need all the help they can get.
Skatastic - February 22, 2010, 7:14 pm
Now, that sir, is a truely dedicated citizen. 5 mexican advertisers for you sir.


BOSTON POLICE - Amber Alerts Terrorism Alerts Zombie Alerts




A WORD OF ADVICE - When a woman asks for your opinion , she does not want your opinion . She wants to hear her opinion, just in a deeper voice .


TAGS: word advice woman wants opinion
Rating: 4.54/5

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Sho - April 21, 2012, 2:09 pm
not bad
SteveFurlong - April 18, 2012, 4:14 pm
It's so demotivational only because it's so invariably true.


QUESTION -


TAGS: question voices
Rating: 3.83/5

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beastmaster - July 29, 2012, 9:05 pm
I have a room reserved in the asylum. lol Thanks for the comments. ;)
Bumgrubs - April 27, 2012, 8:00 am
gold 5L!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 26, 2012, 3:50 pm
I asked that same question once; wound up in a hospital shortly thereafter. 5lions


SUPER MECHA DEATH CHRIST 2000 - he canceled Beta Support for YOUR SINS!!




HORSEPOWER? -


TAGS: horsepower day wanna push for pinks punk iceman
Rating: 4.29/5

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Jones - February 1, 2011, 10:28 pm
Sounds exactly like my first truck. And for that, 5/5.


POSTAGE STAMP FOR BENNY HILL - FOR THE ONE YOUR OWN COUNTRY REFUSED TO GIVE YOU




FUTILITY -


TAGS: futility physics fail dice pzy
Rating: 4.87/5

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agdaniele - March 22, 2011, 8:33 pm
Sooooo.... did I Yahtzee? 5L


UNGRATEFUL LITTLE BASTARDS -


TAGS: service duty honor life
Rating: 4.33/5

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Iconoclast - November 22, 2011, 12:33 pm
The Nov 10th issue of TIME had a good article "An Army Apart" on the split between those who served and those who have not. Here is the URL: http://battleland.blogs.time.com/2011/11/10/an-army-apart-the-widening-military-civilian-gap/
mariand - November 22, 2011, 8:20 am
very true
maoworks2 - November 22, 2011, 7:41 am
Well said


3 O'CLOCK RUT - It's that time of the day when no matter how many coffees or power shots you have, your forehead plays knock knock with the desk and keyboard.




ZOMBIE BABY - In this case, pro-life is not a pro-choice.




SUDDENLY -


TAGS: star wars challenge iceman
Rating: 4.48/5

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fascistfrenchman - December 18, 2010, 6:40 am
It's better than one of Baldrick's cunning plans. 5L's
kimzter - December 18, 2010, 2:22 am
beautiful
5150monkeylove - December 17, 2010, 12:44 pm
I even shared this one on my FB. 5 miticlorenes
Donkasaurus - December 17, 2010, 12:21 pm
This one literally made me lol...


DEAR VETERANS - Thanks for your service. YOU ROCK!!!


TAGS: air force army coast guard marine navy soldier sailor airman service veteran patriot bravery honor courage
Rating: 3.98/5

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redpoetnight - June 19, 2014, 3:23 pm
CG here - You're welcome, and thanks for standing by us.
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:35 am
You're welcome
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:32 pm
All the best to all our veterans; Canadian, American and our allies. Thank you all.


2 Can Play That Game -


TAGS: police drinking partying competition dwi
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - August 18, 2014, 2:10 am
LoL. I HAD the high score in the mid 80's... :)
MissPriss - August 18, 2014, 2:06 am
You can't prove that...right?


HAIR -


TAGS: hair vanilla ice beiber stupid
Rating: 4.5/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - October 18, 2015, 8:14 pm
Justin Beiber sporting Elvis hair was such a joke.


SOLITARY CONFINEMENT - Sometimes, it's the lesser of two evils.


TAGS: cats mice solitary confinement prison
Rating: 4.88/5

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Kung-Fu Devil - June 18, 2011, 10:38 am
Also, a tiny pair of sunglasses with the message "deal with it" spelled out in nuts.
Verdeckt - June 18, 2011, 10:31 am
This picture was taken only moments before Squeaky screamed "This is Sparta". Sadly, they only ever found remnants of collars for Mr Boots, Fluffy, Princess, Tiger and Lancelot


THE TAXI RIDE -


TAGS: just a slice of life
Rating: 4.55/5

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rerun - January 13, 2013, 10:17 am

Damn, I miss Airman
Oiler - January 13, 2013, 10:13 am
Late arriver as I have said...but this is a spectacular poster. Thanks Airman. This took a lot of thought.5L
Chompers - August 7, 2010, 9:54 pm
There is power in a single, random act of kindness. You never know how much it could mean to someone.
TheWiceMan - March 29, 2010, 10:39 pm
B-E-A-UTIFUl Sir! I saved this to my comp :)
Airman - March 19, 2010, 12:00 pm
had the same effect on me. I am glad the mods let it through, since it is a bit different
Clonan - March 19, 2010, 12:07 am
Emotional, good one!
Krissie - March 18, 2010, 9:44 pm
I wont go into great detail, but I work at a salon where we service quite a large elderly clientele, and have lost a few that were like "another mommy" to me...I shed quite a few tears on this one. 5L's from me.
rerun - March 18, 2010, 8:51 pm

this brought a tear to my eyes, very moving.
amina - March 18, 2010, 7:41 pm
Wow, this was beautiful.
Iconoclast - March 18, 2010, 7:31 pm
Thank you, Airman.


GET OFF THE DAMN BED -


TAGS: pets challenge ice
Rating: 4.92/5

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autumnspirit - January 6, 2011, 4:43 pm
LOL 5 Lint rollers for the hair!
spacedog - October 5, 2010, 5:21 pm
Nice one Iceman. 5L
AdmiralAckbar - September 30, 2010, 12:15 pm
brilliant


JUSTICE -


TAGS: justice kids behave self rerun
Rating: 4.91/5

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fgd051943 - November 14, 2013, 6:31 pm
But having grandkids who are just like they were is even sweeter payback!
fgd051943 - November 14, 2013, 6:30 pm
But having grandkids who are just like they were is even sweeter payback!
fgd051943 - November 14, 2013, 6:30 pm
But having grandkids who are just like they were is even sweeter payback!
Airman - April 8, 2011, 6:34 pm
5 paybacks are hell
Bovee - April 7, 2011, 8:40 pm
Nice!
Greeny - April 7, 2011, 7:19 pm
No Kidding


BAD VS GOOD -


TAGS: worse indifference malice calendar mariand
Rating: 4.78/5

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GaryO - January 19, 2013, 9:37 am
Bam! 5L
Rudedog - January 18, 2013, 10:49 pm
So true


REALITY - you don't get better you just melt away with time


TAGS: titanic ice hope failure hammy
Rating: 4.75/5

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Hawamleh - September 12, 2011, 10:19 am
I have a lot of experience mate, you only have to make a better poster than the last one you made, and since you've made none, any attempt would be good. we all have posters we're not proud of, it's what we build on, good luck.
LeightonESmith - September 12, 2011, 7:14 am
I was going to attempt to "create" a motifake tonight. This has completely taken the wind out of my sails with it's sheer demotivating awesomeness.


BACON ICE CREAM BALLS - Restores my faith in a higher power... So beautiful.....-sniff-




NO MEDICATION FOR STUPIDITY -


TAGS: mental insanity voices bipolar thoughts
Rating: 4.76/5

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jig - January 30, 2012, 4:36 pm
Schumann's choice
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:56 am
hey mao, I'll hold her for you, then you'll hold her for me, then we'll both hold her for djr :)
maoworks2 - January 30, 2012, 8:40 am
I'm In !
suzieq - January 30, 2012, 8:26 am
or the other way r5und... it's not clear, don't you think ? :)


TWO CHOICES -


TAGS: two choices when chuck calls
Rating: 4.62/5

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maoworks2 - December 16, 2011, 6:20 pm
Chuck Norris Who !
Sho - December 14, 2011, 10:17 pm
LMFAO


SAFETY FIRST - Avoid harmful UV rays


TAGS: nice place for a coffee
Rating: 4.49/5

More motifakes by CANADA

Silverheart - July 24, 2017, 8:39 am

The heaviest sun protection they could find!
CANADA - April 30, 2010, 6:36 pm
thank you
reasonhunter - April 30, 2010, 6:33 pm
Your posters are always my favorite XD
CANADA - March 29, 2010, 8:14 pm
Thanks
spacedog - March 29, 2010, 7:58 pm
Nice. If the hydraulics leak, they'll be the first to know. 5Ls.
Airman - March 29, 2010, 6:37 pm
LOL.
Bovee - March 29, 2010, 5:02 pm
spf5
Bovee - March 29, 2010, 5:01 pm
SP5 for saftey. wonder if guy standing is saftey inspector.
CANADA - March 29, 2010, 4:59 pm
Thanks Grey
GreyScorpion - March 29, 2010, 4:59 pm
excellent!! 5L


WHEN I'M AT WORK -


TAGS: business voice
Rating: 4.77/5

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alldayfighter - May 20, 2011, 7:31 pm
5o I do.


JEDI RIDER -


TAGS: apologies steppenwolf starwars challenge iceman
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

autumnspirit - December 18, 2010, 3:42 am
"Born into 5 Lions"


VOICE OVERS - there is only one king


TAGS: cartoons voice overs
Rating: 4.24/5

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Aurielius - August 22, 2015, 10:44 am
Mel Blanc..hands down.
Buzzramjet - February 1, 2012, 1:31 am
Mel Blanc? Pick your own?
mariand - January 6, 2012, 6:07 am
lol... is this a joke or what?... you can't deny an entire history for an character, and that, known by his lack of intelligence...
MashiMashi - January 6, 2012, 2:02 am
@mariand-How can this be amsome WHEN THERE IS NO PATRICK!!!
mariand - January 5, 2012, 12:34 am
amsome


SMILE FOR THE CAMERA - Even Disney Princesses can act a little retarded.


TAGS: disney princess princesses alice wonderland belle jasmine ariel mermaid snow white cinderella
Rating: 3.27/5

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Woodywood03a - August 7, 2009, 7:31 pm
Oh yeah, I forgot. I would choose D and/or E. D. None of the above. E. All of the above.
Woodywood03a - August 7, 2009, 7:28 pm
I know for a fact that all of the princesses are not real but, I would do all of them.
BriaHere - July 28, 2009, 6:00 am
I love this picture, and I AM female and fifteen. So yay.
TheTrashHeap - July 28, 2009, 1:02 am
A, Who votes on this stuff? B, Jalford, are you twelve? C, Or female and fifteen?


VOICES IN MY HEAD TELL ME THAT I´M CRAZY - one is humming the theme melody of tetris




UNLUCKY BASTARD - He will always be "Just a Friend"




JEDI ALICE - No! Off with YOUR head!




OR YOUR CATS -


TAGS: voices crazy sleep insanity night
Rating: 4.13/5

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djrcreative - January 17, 2012, 3:10 pm
Mine's like a popcorn popper, hence my Obsession poster. Just asingular voice, though. ;) Eventually it shorts out and stops functioning.
hermit57 - January 17, 2012, 7:01 am
mine start showing movies!
falloutghoul - January 16, 2012, 6:54 pm
I know how that feels. I have a good train of thought RIGHT when I go to sleep.


WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE - We had to blow on the video games to make them work.


TAGS: blow on the old video games thewiceman
Rating: 3.94/5

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guyfox - June 19, 2010, 9:19 pm
how I remember those days
DreMagnum - February 6, 2010, 1:09 pm
Funny, i just joined a facebook group with this exact name
Woodywood03a - February 6, 2010, 12:44 pm
I see most of the games I used t play there!! Good times then!!!!


SPELLING SKILLS - very important in this hi tech world


TAGS: iceman
Rating: 4.85/5

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ICEMAN - December 23, 2011, 4:50 pm
What can I say? Just call me Ishmael. 5 harpoons.
Sho - December 23, 2011, 10:38 am
LOL


VETERANS DAY -


TAGS: r i p cmdcm jeff garber uss dwight d eisenhower this is for all of the servicemen and women thank you
Rating: 4.74/5

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5150monkeylove - January 3, 2011, 1:41 am
this was in the top 10 for the month of November until about 2 weeks ago. Does anybody know if the requirements changed? I PM'd the boss and did not get an answer.
5150monkeylove - November 19, 2010, 9:02 pm
It is NOW happily ever after after you liked it, Moo+. Thanks a heap.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2010, 10:42 am
And you lived happily ever after?....I forgot, don't ask..........5L
5150monkeylove - November 19, 2010, 10:28 am
This was the first picture I asked for permission to use. I saw it on a friends FB page. I also ended up meeting a guy who was on the same ship as me. He asked the original owner of the photo for me. I even sent them the moti for their approval.
spacedog - November 12, 2010, 8:31 pm
5
ICEMAN - November 11, 2010, 9:59 pm
That's five by five.
5150monkeylove - November 11, 2010, 8:49 pm
The day is almost over.... I had my first ever Veterans day off. I feel good, and appreciated for once


FEELING INADEQUATE? -


TAGS: long poster challenge just to piss off grey iceman
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Swampfox - August 10, 2016, 11:26 am
That corn is coming up nice.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 2:06 am
ROFLMAO! But ICEMAN, I gave you this photo in confidence. And... you shouldn't have :-D
DanteMars - January 19, 2011, 5:50 pm
This poster is hilarious, and 50cal's last comment made it even funnier. 5L long-legged lions
DingoKeeper - November 4, 2010, 6:53 pm
In Soviet Russsia, Aerials receive YOU!
curzondax12 - November 4, 2010, 1:49 am
Damn that's long....hold on while I zip my pants so I can see your motifake.
50cal - October 29, 2010, 9:50 am
You all are joking right? It only looks big because the bushes have been trimmed! :-)
forseti - October 29, 2010, 9:30 am
5 just for the tags! LOL
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 8:32 am
I need a new scroll wheel and I've got racking pains in my index, bravo! :-D
ICEMAN - October 29, 2010, 8:28 am
Mornin' Grey, How's every 'lil' thing?
GreyScorpion - October 29, 2010, 8:25 am
ICE!! #$*#@!A^Hole~+$#|#!!!&%$* Jack^Azz! #$%@*%$:)Mutha.^#69$% 5L #@%&*##Corksacker$#^&# ;)
ICEMAN - October 29, 2010, 8:01 am
@ culos, sorry about that. It's kinda' tough to search some 75,000+ posters. ;)
panic8 - October 29, 2010, 7:52 am
How many Bonus Miles did I earn now?
culos - October 29, 2010, 3:19 am
Sorry Ice, like the words so I won't vote. Did this one long long time ago already
Neener - October 29, 2010, 2:57 am
holy crap!
5150monkeylove - October 29, 2010, 2:53 am
Jeez Ice! You REALLY don't screw around when you go big. 5 long ones


RCMP -


TAGS: canadian police search drugs fail
Rating: 4.59/5

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MissPriss - January 23, 2015, 8:24 pm
Oh be honest cannabal...you just love me for what I have hidden in my shed!
Cannabal - January 23, 2015, 6:16 pm
I LOVE YOU, PRISSY!
MissPriss - January 12, 2015, 10:02 pm
Thanks Mr. Gary, but, what did you think 'bout the poster?
MissPriss - January 12, 2015, 10:01 pm
Thanks from the Great White North 'sod.
GaryO - January 10, 2015, 8:26 am
cute
Oldsod - January 10, 2015, 7:15 am
COOOOOO, loo-coo-coo-cu-coo-coo-coo; COOOOOO, loo-coo-coo-cu-coo-coo-coo! 5 cases of Elsinore, eh?


SACRIFICE - Heroes will sacrifice themselves, to save others. Cowards will sacrifice others, to save themselves.


TAGS: sacrifice rememberance
Rating: 4.48/5

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rerun - January 28, 2012, 7:25 pm

wonderful


ferguson missouri -


TAGS: militarization police terrorism patriot act police state
Rating: 3.19/5

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DebtToAmerica - August 4, 2015, 1:56 pm
the police need to avoid civillian deaths at all costs, before the ferguson situation inflames racial tensions to the point where it turns into a racially based genocidal civil war.
DebtToAmerica - August 4, 2015, 1:39 pm
excessive force and intimidation tactics provoke resistance, which provokes more excessive force and intimidation tactics, provoking more resistance, until the situation turns into full blown riots, civil uprising, and heavy-handed responses by police.
DebtToAmerica - August 4, 2015, 1:35 pm
kill an ant, notice how all the other ants become much more aggressive? "due process" exists for a reason, and its not just to protect the innocent, its to prevent backlash against law enforcement.
premiumgrade - February 25, 2015, 4:19 am
If crime wasn't happening, there would not be these pictures. Grow up.
ughomer - August 19, 2014, 9:39 am
"Hands up - don't shoot!"
EmilioDumphque - August 14, 2014, 1:16 am
Yeah! What he said!
Greybeard - August 13, 2014, 11:42 pm
At a loss for words. Absolutely awesome...


BAD, BAD CLOWNS -


TAGS: clown challenge iceman
Rating: 4.62/5

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MashiMashi - October 7, 2012, 1:11 pm
Gotts remember mostof those TV clowns like Hwdy Doody were hard drinking hard smoking tatoo'd up WWII vets. Thats who was looking for work at the time and this was an easy job. Play nice with the kids for a couple of hours, and then go whoring!
ICEMAN - December 3, 2010, 1:00 am
You have good taste RL. ;)
Reality Lord - December 3, 2010, 12:47 am

love it!
Setesh - December 2, 2010, 12:57 am
Balloon animals they'll blow your hair back
Cubbybear - December 1, 2010, 10:21 pm
This is epic...wow
Chompers - December 1, 2010, 9:27 pm
Balloon Animals, ribbed for her pleasure.


WHEN I WAS YOUR AGE.. - Ok, maybe walking 15 miles to school, uphill, in the snow, both ways, was a bit exaggerated. You've still got it easy compared to back then.


TAGS: computer prices the old days
Rating: 4.36/5

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Swampfox - May 29, 2012, 2:19 am
The first computer I saw had a single 5 1/2 inch floppy. On most programs you had to swap two or more floppys around to run a program.
Iconoclast - May 28, 2012, 11:15 pm
The first server that I purchased for our office was 40 MB in 1985 with a cost over $5,000.


HEY - Wanna make out?




HAPPY BIRTHDAY - Here's your present.




L. RON HUBBARD -


TAGS: i wonder if they were sliced on a clay table
Rating: 3.83/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 1:12 am
---turn up leaves in a fire, close seeds in a drought, and even close flowers around animals. Or so I have been told. Never saw it happen, but that is what my Biologist claims. : /
Treehodger - March 10, 2010, 1:11 am
Fun Fact: When a plant is in danger of being killed by any means, it DOES send out low frequency vibrations. Most scientists believe this is a "Warning System" that evolved over millions of years, helping plants stay alive. Due to this, plants can---
BoneCD - November 30, 2009, 11:11 pm
mucho
MrRandom - November 30, 2009, 11:08 pm
*nods* Sir Bone. Always a great poster to bump up too,
BoneCD - November 30, 2009, 11:07 pm
evening youngsters
Arnaldo - September 28, 2009, 12:27 pm
smart 5/5
Doc - September 28, 2009, 7:20 am
Hmm. Even though tomatoes are fruits, this still holds true...
BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 4:34 pm
*LOUDER=LAUDER
BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 4:31 pm
WHAT?...YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO TALK LAUDER
Sean - September 27, 2009, 3:59 pm
and their screams are deafening???
BoneCD - September 27, 2009, 3:56 pm
Thanks guys...I've been slicing tomatoes all week end long
CaloNord - September 27, 2009, 12:25 pm
ahah awesome - Iv caused more agony than I thought...
Derek - September 26, 2009, 7:44 pm
Very very good.
darkangel98s - September 26, 2009, 2:38 pm
This poster is now on my screen saver motivational poster list. Cool
Bartimaeus - September 26, 2009, 1:57 pm
I must report to Lord Xenu. He will not be pleased by this..."They've learned of the agricultural project X. Yes, they know that mankind evolved from tomatoes." 5/5
Cam - September 26, 2009, 1:41 pm
5 Tom Cruise eating lions.
great - September 26, 2009, 1:36 pm
5 5 5
spacedog - September 26, 2009, 12:49 pm
Carrot juice is murder. 5L.
Sean - September 26, 2009, 12:41 pm
*zinger
Sean - September 26, 2009, 12:41 pm
That's a zingy! 5.
KDP3 - September 26, 2009, 12:20 pm
5 monkeys/lions/poodles


THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - It applies to our Antarctic aquatic friends, too.


TAGS: orca killer whale penguin arctic iceberg
Rating: 3.56/5

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G4briel - March 18, 2010, 7:45 pm
Sure. Talk about soft tender polar bears shredding soft, tender seals to pieces and spilling lots of blood on the white artic pack.... Nature is SO CUDDLESOME!!!


CHILDHOOD MEMORIES -


TAGS: childhood games fun money priceless
Rating: 4.97/5

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LiquidAngel - December 27, 2011, 12:47 am
So very true.


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